Quote #24590
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
Quote #27979
To forgive is human, to forget divine. . ..
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #5682
There are too many people, and too few human beings.
Quote #21615
Life has no other discipline to impose, if we would but realize it, than...
Quote #10002
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #8038
Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
Quote #4521
It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and...
Quote #12536
I always have a quotation for everything, it saves original thinking.
Quote #22578
It is not possible to fight beyond your strength, even if you strive.