Quote #19722
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #24794
Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach...
Quote #4299
His resolve is not to seem, but to be, the best.
Quote #30069
Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.
Quote #6336
Affirmations are like prescriptions for certain aspects of yourself you want to change.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #5092
I should not talk so much about myself if there were anybody else whom...
Quote #26325
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love the running across fields...
Quote #6579
When critics disagree the artist is in accord with himself.