Quote #2083
He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
Quote #8724
There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.
Quote #11774
On this planet, there are people with talents and people with flaws. The smart...
Quote #26510
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #26111
In his holy flirtation with the world, God occasionally drops a handkerchief. These handkerchiefs...
Quote #10530
Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....
Quote #30365
Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings.
Quote #4242
Have no friends not equal to yourself.
Quote #7690
Words without actions are the assassins of idealism.
Quote #32313
Never complain about growing old, Because so many never get the chance