Quote #1179
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Quote #372
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Quote #17121
Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
Quote #20046
Do not despise the bottom rungs in the ascent to greatness.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #17737
It is an error to imagine that evolution signifies a constant tendency to increased...
Quote #20218
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
Quote #22964
I agree with every word you write, and I can prove this in no...
Quote #1274
“Attention, attention, there are monkey-boys in the complex.
Quote #30563
We have achieved the most amazing things, a few million people opening up half...