Quote #772
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because...
Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #7830
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and...
Quote #21923
I’m always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I...
Quote #29137
Heal another’s heart and in the process you will heal your own.
Quote #9910
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will...
Quote #24355
Do to others what you would have them do to you.
Quote #8115
The Greeks invented logic but were not fooled by it.
Quote #3029
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
Quote #32978
Some people go to priests others to poetry I to my friends.