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Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
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I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd...
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I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
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A heart that loves is always young.
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It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
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The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his...
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Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors...
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If you are near the enemy, make him believe you are far from him....
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Go tell the Spartans, Passerby, That here, obedient to their laws, We lie.
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Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.