Quote #30821
Don’t make use of another’s mouth unless it has been lent to you.
Quote #4950
What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #24819
The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
Quote #21314
So they the Government go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided,...
Quote #24165
Emc (Energy equals mass times the square of the speed of light.) Original statement...
Quote #30182
Home is not where you live but where they understand you.
Quote #1510
A compliment is a gift, not to be thrown away carelessly, unless you want...
Quote #19864
E.L. Think about it Josh, you’re in college. The window of opportunity to drink...
Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.