Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #19698
To be humble to superiors is duty, to equals courtesy, to inferiors nobleness.
Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #29793
Open your eyes and look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re livin’
Quote #31704
If someone cheats you, get your money back. If someone slanders you, call him...
Quote #25258
Let’s play two
Quote #10100
If you do nothing unexpected, nothing unexpected happens.
Quote #18092
The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.
Quote #30812
The wise man speaks of what he sees, the idiot of what he hears.
Quote #34911
Joel Ed, are you hallucinating Ed Oh, yeah, but not right now.