Quote #32983
It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. The true mystery...
Quote #26469
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
Quote #3927
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe.
Quote #20170
Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at...
Quote #438
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
Quote #27040
What do you take me for, an idiot
Quote #30652
Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
Quote #10208
The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps.
Quote #31917
An American will tinker with anything he can put his hands on. But how...
Quote #4495
I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why...