Quote #17261
There are many victories worse than a defeat.
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Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means...
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All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was...
Quote #11086
I would rather be the candidate of the NAACP than the NRA.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #20085
If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these...
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Lie Down and Roll Over and 159 Other Ways To Say I Love You
Quote #8827
The reason I dont play ballads? Because I love to play them.