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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
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If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The...
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It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves...
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You can have it all. You just can’t have it all at once.
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We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves.
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The road to success leads through the valley of humility, and the path is...
Quote #25692
There is no religion higher than the truth.
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The art of life lies in a constant readjustment to our surroundings.
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #31110
This was a great year for preventive worrying. Seldom in recent history have so...