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One hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was,...
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If I make a record I love, then somebody will like it. Maybe not...
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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #16966
Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted...
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One should be more concerned about what his conscience whispers than about what other...
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Some Americans need hyphens in their names because only part of them has come...
Quote #1736
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
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Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
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You need to know that a member of Congress who refuses to allow the...
Quote #31362
The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the...