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All phone calls are obscene.
Quote #24803
It isn’t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It’s only necessary...
Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #29320
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
Quote #22923
It was when Lucifer first congratulated himself upon his angelic behavior that he became...
Quote #8026
Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained...
Quote #3582
Truth, springs from agrument amongst friends.
Quote #9347
Follow the grain in your own wood.
Quote #17830
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
Quote #21590
What one has not experienced, one will never understand in print.