Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #15251
Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
Quote #25037
The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears...
Quote #13549
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #25027
Preach the gospel at all times — If necessary, use words.
Quote #9379
When one has nothing left to lose one becomes courageous. We are timid only...
Quote #12902
Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside...
Quote #10963
Beauty is the wonder of wonders. It is only the shallow people who do...
Quote #28805
If we were to be asked suddenly to give a definition of humility we...
Quote #982
Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.