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I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
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Work is the true elixir of life. The busiest man is the happiest man.
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I have glorified thee on the earth I have finished the work which thou...
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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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Watching foreign affairs is sometimes like watching a magician the eye is drawn to...
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Prayer does not change God, but changes him who prays.
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Your most precious possession is not your financial assets. Your most precious possession is...
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If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup.
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Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well...
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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.