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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
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Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth – a sense of humor.
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If writers were good businessmen, they’d have too much sense to be writers.
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The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it’s the opposition.
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If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most...
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You can’t make war in the Middle East without Egypt and you can’t make...
Quote #32903
Somehow not only for ChristmasBut all the long year through,The joy that you give...
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Energy is the essence of life. Every day you decide how you’re going to...
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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Despair has been called the unforgivable sin–not presumably because God refuses to forgive it...