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Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
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So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Joel That’s the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed No thanks.
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Make up your mind to act decidedly and take the consequences. No good is...
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Hold a true friend with both hands.
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Ever since we crawled out of that primordial slime, that’s been our unifying cry,...
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Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him...
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My advice to you is get married if you find a good wife youll...
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First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I...
Quote #22042
The United States has the power to destroy the world, but not the power...