Quote #34380
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
Quote #26732
I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
Quote #585
Changing husbands is only changing troubles.
Quote #17834
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell you see, I have...
Quote #5247
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, because there is too...
Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #8899
Abundance is, in large part, an attitude.
Quote #8148
A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.
Quote #8782
The finest qualities of our nature, like the bloom on fruits, can be preserved...
Quote #23856
He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.