Quote #3006
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful...
Quote #19206
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
Quote #2344
Thank God kids never mean well
Quote #31273
I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.
Quote #5351
The fact was I had the vision… I think everyone has… what we lack...
Quote #3278
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
Quote #1080
Andrew is the operating system of the future and always will be.
Quote #29403
If you want something very, very badly, let it go free. If it comes...
Quote #8257
Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
Quote #336
If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you...