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I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...
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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
Quote #1815
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
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Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the question.
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Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make...
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Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of happiness.
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Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint. However, luckily for you,...
Quote #11253
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Quote #6481
Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be...
Quote #21865
Music hath charms to soothe a savage breast, To soften rocks, or bend a...