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A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
Quote #4197
He who loves the world as his body may be entrusted with the empire.
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Anyone that’s ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never gets done...
Quote #13125
My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #5389
Shame is that intrinsic meter of our own heart to tell us that we...
Quote #4394
Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.
Quote #5016
You can change an outfit, you can outfit change, or both.
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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not...
Quote #24793
Housekeeping ain’t no joke.