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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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He who laughs, lasts
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A fool cannot be protected from his folly. If you attempt to do so,...
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If you want to succeed in the world you must make your own opportunities...
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A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of...
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There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.
Quote #11905
Democracy works. Against us.
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Life is not easy for any of us, but what of that? We must...
Quote #12819
He who is dying of hunger must be fed rather than taught.
Quote #3728
The basic notion underlying USENET is the flame.