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Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
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I would rather be ashes than dust. I would rather that my spark should...
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A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil but it needs...
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Open your mouth and purse cautiously; and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...
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Life is too complicated not to be orderly.
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After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
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What we’re saying today is that you’re either part of the solution or you’re...
Quote #11432
Diplomacy: lying in state.