Quote #30575
The secret is to always let the other man have your way.
Quote #909
If language is not correct, then what is said is not what is meant;...
Quote #17438
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help...
Quote #2458
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
Quote #30002
It is in the ordinary duties and labors of life that the Christian can...
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #25041
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Quote #7040
Safeguard the health both of body and soul.
Quote #33150
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
Quote #2376
We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise...