Quote #4591
You should go to a pear tree for pears, not to an elm.
Quote #32902
Writing is hard work and bad for the health.
Quote #14159
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #13840
The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.
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Always win; but if you must lose, make the person in front of you...
Quote #3193
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #34355
I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
Quote #10587
It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them.
Quote #3030
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
Quote #31891
Courtship consists in a number of quiet attentions, not so pointed as to alarm,...