Quote #11137
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Quote #10686
For though I do not ask for aid, we need it.
Quote #3193
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #9674
If God can work through me, he can work through anyone.
Quote #9163
What people are ashamed of usually makes a good story.
Quote #3890
The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #12504
All art is quite useless.
Quote #26283
My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they’re going to stay that...
Quote #11452
Do not spit in the well – you may be thirsty by and by.