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Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #30304
I never feel age…If you have creative work, you don’t have age or time.
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Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult, and...
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Happiness is like manna; it is to be gathered in grains, and enjoyed every...
Quote #30036
The road to success is always under construction.
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All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers … Each one owes...
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The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by...
Quote #28953
I have this theory – that if we’re told we’re bad, then that’s the...
Quote #1485
In reality, serendipity accounts for one percent of the blessings we receive in life,...