Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #3855
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Quote #25463
There is no time like the pleasant.
Quote #15218
At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not...
Quote #30107
Man is quite insane. He wouldn’t know how to create a maggot, and he...
Quote #19035
Dr. Karen Jenson Vampires like you aren’t a species, you’re just infected, a virus,...
Quote #21465
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness...
Quote #13999
Life is made up of constant calls to action, and we seldom have time...
Quote #14331
War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.
Quote #2823
I do not say a proverb is amiss when aptly and reasonably applied, but...