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Animals are always loyal and love you, whereas with children you never know where...
Quote #17614
You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them.
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the...
Quote #24252
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain...
Quote #537
Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
Quote #30223
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
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A man who enjoys responsibility usually gets it. A man who merely likes exercising...
Quote #18404
That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height...