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Animals are always loyal and love you, whereas with children you never know where...
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Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn...
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It has been observed that a pure democracy if it were practicable would be...
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It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the...
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The trust I have is in mine innocence, and therefore am I bold and...
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two...
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Brass bands are all very well in their place – outdoors and several miles...