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I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #29779
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
Quote #13666
Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
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There is no leveler like Christianity, but it levels by lifting all who receive...
Quote #26509
An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
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Ferris Cameron has never been in love — at least, nobody’s ever been in...
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Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
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He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the...
Quote #19018
It may well be doubted whether human ingenuity can construct an enigma… which human...