Quote #22745
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s...
Quote #8489
The only thing sadder than a battle won is a battle lost.
Quote #16217
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Quote #33861
Whenever I hear, ‘It can’t be done,’ I know I’m close to success.
Quote #28829
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
Quote #29090
There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring Impatience and Laziness.
Quote #26886
It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really...
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Contests allow no excuses, no more do friendships.
Quote #34609
No one can harm the man who does himself no wrong.
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Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.