Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #18766
Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into...
Quote #25402
The most important things to do in the world are to get something to...
Quote #17299
None love the messenger who brings bad news.
Quote #26184
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word,...
Quote #18244
‘I’m very brave generally,’ he went on in a low voice ‘Only today I...
Quote #20030
If you never budge, don’t expect a push.
Quote #24189
How strange is the lot of us mortals Each of us is here for...
Quote #2698
The major sin is the sin of being born.
Quote #2808
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.