Quote #27406
Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees...
Quote #28751
Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn’t matter if only we could prevent...
Quote #3230
And thou shalt smite thine enemy even unto the wall, gnashing thy teeth, and...
Quote #11643
If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
Quote #4974
Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
Quote #20301
In this world second thoughts, it seems, are best.
Quote #18409
A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by...
Quote #19169
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Quote #2511
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Quote #1599
A bully is not reasonable – he is persuaded only by threats.