Quote #4562
It is better to learn late than never.
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Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball...
Quote #10679
I am in fact a Hobbit, in all but size.
Quote #27019
We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only...
Quote #13009
I am in the prime of senility.
Quote #5354
This is an important announcement. This is flight 121 to Los Angeles. If your...
Quote #27239
A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
Quote #29570
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women...
Quote #14180
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #32560
We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned...