Quote #26723
That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
Quote #2194
The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.
Quote #4239
Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue.
Quote #28774
If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh...
Quote #34039
Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...
Quote #28145
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
Quote #15773
All progress is based on a universal innate desire on the part of every...
Quote #9575
Our situation has the disaffected beauty of a chess game.
Quote #3332
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
Quote #17177
My advice to you is get married if you find a good wife youll...