Quote #14747
Men will not believe because they will not broaden their minds
Quote #525
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
Quote #26120
It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.
Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #4672
Never give advice unless asked.
Quote #34527
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Quote #26599
Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
Quote #20505
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees
Quote #2827
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt toward people we personally dislike.
Quote #15304
Imagination is the pontoon bridge making way for the timid feet of reason.