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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything and when they grow older, they...
Quote #7839
Gratitude is born in hearts that take time to count up past mercies.
Quote #31911
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in first, you get accused...
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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take...
Quote #1025
If someone tells you that the fully armored man of the Middle Ages was...
Quote #32137
‘These are days you’ll remember.’ If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,...
Quote #10178
Too low they build, who build beneath the stars.
Quote #32683
People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working...
Quote #9843
You can win a million battles but you can only lose one.