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The only thing sadder than a battle won is a battle lost.
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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I know that you think you know what I said. But I’m not sure...
Quote #6483
The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
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As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,...
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We have more poets thatnjudges and interpreters of poetry. It is easier to write...
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Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
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If you listen you will hear If you look you will see If you...
Quote #16489
Jack You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before