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I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to...
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The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
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Never trust anyone who wants what you’ve got. Friend or no, envy is an...
Quote #634
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
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Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to...
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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They say that blood is thicker than water. Maybe that’s why we battle our...
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Waste no more time talking about great souls and how they should be. Become...
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Love won’t be tampered with, love won’t go away. Push it to one side...
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Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved.