Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. The...
Quote #4964
Every minute you are thinking of evil, you might have been thinking of good...
Quote #26216
He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
Quote #16940
Adopt the pace of nature, her secret is patience.
Quote #13975
We teach them proper principles and let them govern themselves.
Quote #16812
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
Quote #27329
What’s money A man is a success if he gets up in the morning...
Quote #25229
Europe has what we do not have yet, a sense of the mysterious and...
Quote #26674
I have news for the forces of greed and the defenders of the status...