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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good...
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Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
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Happiness is different from pleasure. Happiness has something to do with struggling and enduring...
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This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
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It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves...
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The undertaking of a new action brings new strength.
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Sports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence.
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For after all what is man in nature? A nothing in relation to infinity,...
Quote #10795
I guess you go too far when pianos try to be guitars.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...