Quote #24380
Neo Mr. Wizard. Get me the hell out of here.
Quote #22947
The art of acceptance is the art of making someone who has just done...
Quote #8290
Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #8676
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
Quote #30707
Happiness is a sunbeam, Which may pass through a thousand bosoms Without losing a...
Quote #17857
We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim...
Quote #11873
A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are...
Quote #15880
Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will...
Quote #28579
People change and forget to tell eachother.