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Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the...
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Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
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You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you...
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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Have patience awhile slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time erelong...
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I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in...
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It is the mark of an educated mind to rest satisfied with the degree...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #34371
Es tan corto el amor, y tan largo el olvido.