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On Truth and Happiness…….. The search is over as we begin.
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I have lived, tomorrow, I shall sleep in glory.
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The only real failure in life is the failure to try.
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Gossip about a person and his shadow will appear.
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Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can.
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If you can find something everyone agrees on, it’s wrong.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Ask five economists and you’ll get five different answers (six if one went to...