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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
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If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup.
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Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
Quote #11265
Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
Quote #30136
It’s hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the...
Quote #32396
He who loses faith, loses all.
Quote #29897
The Lord’s Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there...
Quote #13294
During these times, when crazy people are running the government, all you can do...
Quote #26473
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #27668
When they kept you out it was because you were black when they let...