Quote #12369
It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a...
Quote #19710
Without justice courage is weak.
Quote #33984
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that...
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #13645
The one whose judgment counts most in your life is the one staring back...
Quote #6238
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Quote #5671
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but...
Quote #31310
Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Quote #17320
For God hates utterly The bray of bragging tongues.
Quote #1799
Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.