Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #21668
Dont look back. Something might be gaining on you.
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Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you...
Quote #7987
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Quote #5670
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...
Quote #27677
When she stopped conforming to the conventional picture of femininity she finally began to...
Quote #27587
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.
Quote #31272
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
Quote #3148
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce....
Quote #25377
A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop,...