Quote #33548
Do not speak quickly it is a sign of insanity.
Quote #9219
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Quote #32185
The widest thing in the universe is not space, it is the potential capacity...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #1370
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Quote #10638
Food is our common ground, a universal experience.
Quote #1619
Tears may be dried up, but the heart – never.
Quote #31708
I have found that sitting in a place that you have never sat before...
Quote #4437
We make war that we may live in peace.
Quote #10444
To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is...