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When I was one-and-twenty, I heard a wise man say, Give pounds and crowns...
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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
Quote #13227
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change...
Quote #14532
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Quote #11974
Freedom is the right to say two plus two make four. If granted, all...
Quote #6476
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #23949
A camel is a horse designed by committee.
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Once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little...
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I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and...
Quote #17732
Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.